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#1 Blacksheep

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Posted 19 August 2010 - 06:56 PM

She blinded me with science

There I was in a daze. July 27th 6pm, floating and wandering along the 4th floor of this popular 4-star South Florida hotel, trying to get my bearings when the very nice Haitian housekeeper noticed me and said …“Sir?  Are you ok? “

My ego answered, “Yes, of course I am… Merci’”.  But she knew I needed a little help. She obviously had seen men like me before. So without crushing my male ego she continued to try and help me.

“XCuse me sir. The elevator is right here,” as she watched me wandering toward the ice machine.  So I followed her voice.  “Here, I will push the down button for you… You are going down, right?” Now, as fogged out as my mind was for some reason I mustered up enough class not to say something stupid like, “Lady I have already gone down tonight. Thank you very much!!”  Instead, I managed a “Thank you. You are so kind”.  As the elevator opened I wanted to tell the sweet pride of Port au Prince… “You know, she blinded me with Science. She’s poetry in motion.”  In other words, I had been Jinnimixxxed….

She Been Poetry in Motion…for Lifetimes

So why would anyone be surprised, Jinni or her past-life spirit has been doing this to men for years… Hell, for lifetimes.  I mean seriously. Wasn’t it Shakespeare’s Hamlet who after being Jinnimixxxed said…?

“Ophelia, Now that I have met Jinni
Get thee to a Nunnery”


Okay it wasn’t iambic pentameter… but you get the point.

And then, a couple of lifetimes after Hamlet wasn’t it Joyce Kilmer who wrote…

“I think that I will never see,
A poem as lovely as ….Jinni
A Jinni whose sweet mouth is pressed…”

(‘Mouth is pressed’? Hummm…hold that thought. Seriously, I’ll get back to that later…)

Let’s fast forward toward the more modern Hip Hop Era.  Wasn’t it after Jinni put her oral magic on a young artist who thought he was Notoriously BIG only to find out.. She was bigger and larger than life. I think he wrote something along the lines of …

“Jinni, Jinni, Jinni can’t you see (uh huh)
Sometimes your words just hypnotize me. (un huH)  
And I just like your fancy ways, (un Huh)
This is why they’re broke and you’re so paid…”

(Yep Google it check it out. Oh and the line” you’re so paid”, hummm.   What did he mean by that? Oh well)

She’s a Culinary Delight

Jinni… Ms”Poetry in motion” has been blinding men with Science…English… math and hell history for lifetimes and on July 27th I just happened to be the latest Victim of this Victorious, Vivacious, and Vixen. (Wait a minute...Jinni, honey, is that what the”V” really stands for?)

My “V” started when I entered the room on July 27th at precisely 4:33 pm. We started with a kiss, a sweet kiss. A deep kiss… a long kiss. Damn she is a great kisser and OMG she looks so good. At one point, as we were getting to know each other we joked about her gymnastic skills. In fact, this beautiful, flexible, tight, muscular beauty did a headstand against the wall in her pumps.  Yikes. DAYUM! That was a turn on.  Forget “69”. I almost went to the wall with her and did an “11”. But at this point I was cool.

As she started to undress, (As you might imagine as a dancer she knows how to sensually undress) I watched. What a face! What an ass! What legs! Did I mention her ass! I suddenly fell into the mood for a culinary experience. She looked so good that I wanted to dine on her from head to toe... her skin, her body, her aroma. You know, a world class chef creates a dish that is as visually appealing as it is tasty. Jinni was so visually tasty. I wanted to dine her from her appetizing lips and toes, through the main course, ending with her A-cups for desert. As I dined on the main course I remember reading a thread on this board that essentially compared the ladies here who have the best tasting ….er well ”Main course”.  Jinni was one of the fan favorites.  I normally don’t like weighting in on those types of comparisons but I must be honest, Ms. Jinni tastes so F**king good.  She’s a South Beach Prime 112 compared to most other steaks from Longhorn Steakhouse. (Ok this comment is going to get me in trouble… move over Dr. Laura.)

She pleasured me by allowing me to pleasure her.  

She’s the Lioness who takes on the Cheetah (or is it Cheater)

After being thoroughly feed and felling good about myself because Jinni went to the “Promised Land” on my watch, I rolled back. But I should have known that the real fun for me was about to begin.  Jinni is a legend. Jinni has unique lover’s instincts. She feels you.  She breathes you … She exudes her essence to you. Even for this, my first date with this wonder woman, I didn’t have to ask or answer the questions of …”What do you like? What do you want me to do?” She knew what I wanted and accordingly she lead me down the path of my own righteousness.  (Blacksheep 25:13)

Jinni took over.  She assumed the position of a Lioness who was positioned to devour.  Jinni began to devour me. I loved it. I died a sweet death. Before I could help it, she took Jr in her right hand… supported my ass in her left hand and then in Joyce Kilmer’s words “her Mouth was sweetly pressed” over Jr. and…  

Stroke 1… Stroke 2… Stroke 3…”
I began to relax…Each stroke was wonderful. Each stroke was slightly different from the other as though it had its own fingerprint and its own specific objective.  She methodically and mathematically worked her magic. If you don’t know this is Jinni’s specialty.

“Stroke 4… Stroke 5… Stroke 6”
I felt myself slip into an ecstatic semi-coma. The pleasure of each stroke was becoming too much for my consciousness to filter.  I heard myself saying things like “Shit ..Baby I love you.” And “That’s so good…Stop Jinni … No, don’t stop baby…”

“Stroke 7…Stroke 8…Stroke 9
I started seeing the “white light”… She was blinding me. Jinni is the best at this…Yes my eyesight was going, going and suddenly the “Blacksheep Shakespeare” in me wanted to write…

So like water that flows seeking its course
Jinni goes to where you need it to most….
Jinni is under no pressure to prove.
And she confirms it with every move…
Of her hand going North and South..
Following the sweet path of her Mouth…


By that time I was done counting the strokes and blanked out.  And before my mind could finish my Shakespearian expression, I heard the words…

”Sir are you ok? Xcuse me sir..The elevator is right here”…

She’s in town. Get on her list

Word has it that Jinni is in town. She floats in and out of “lifetimes” and she floats in and out of South Florida.  A little birdie told me she is in town.  My luck I’m in Jacksonville...Where ironically I think she lives. I am trying to get back to SFL for another round before she leaves but if you are lucky get on her list so she will blind you  with  Science…or Math… or English… or …
"Darkness is Lack of Light. Sin is Lack of Love."   ACIM

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#2 iguana5 Re: Blacksheep was Jinniminxxx

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Posted 19 August 2010 - 09:11 PM

Blacksheep, this has got to be the absolute BEST review I have ever had the pleasure to read. Well Done!

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Posted 19 August 2010 - 10:03 PM

View PostBlacksheep, on 19 August 2010 - 06:56 PM, said:

She blinded me with science

There I was in a daze. July 27th 6pm, floating and wandering along the 4th floor of this popular 4-star South Florida hotel, trying to get my bearings when the very nice Haitian housekeeper noticed me and said …“Sir?  Are you ok? “

My ego answered, “Yes, of course I am… Merci’”.  But she knew I needed a little help. She obviously had seen men like me before. So without crushing my male ego she continued to try and help me.

“XCuse me sir. The elevator is right here,” as she watched me wandering toward the ice machine.  So I followed her voice.  “Here, I will push the down button for you… You are going down, right?” Now, as fogged out as my mind was for some reason I mustered up enough class not to say something stupid like, “Lady I have already gone down tonight. Thank you very much!!”  Instead, I managed a “Thank you. You are so kind”.  As the elevator opened I wanted to tell the sweet pride of Port au Prince… “You know, she blinded me with Science. She’s poetry in motion.”  In other words, I had been Jinnimixxxed….

She Been Poetry in Motion…for Lifetimes

So why would anyone be surprised, Jinni or her past-life spirit has been doing this to men for years… Hell, for lifetimes.  I mean seriously. Wasn’t it Shakespeare’s Hamlet who after being Jinnimixxxed said…?

“Ophelia, Now that I have met Jinni
Get thee to a Nunnery”


Okay it wasn’t iambic pentameter… but you get the point.

And then, a couple of lifetimes after Hamlet wasn’t it Joyce Kilmer who wrote…

“I think that I will never see,
A poem as lovely as ….Jinni
A Jinni whose sweet mouth is pressed…”

(‘Mouth is pressed’? Hummm…hold that thought. Seriously, I’ll get back to that later…)

Let’s fast forward toward the more modern Hip Hop Era.  Wasn’t it after Jinni put her oral magic on a young artist who thought he was Notoriously BIG only to find out.. She was bigger and larger than life. I think he wrote something along the lines of …

“Jinni, Jinni, Jinni can’t you see (uh huh)
Sometimes your words just hypnotize me. (un huH)  
And I just like your fancy ways, (un Huh)
This is why they’re broke and you’re so paid…”

(Yep Google it check it out. Oh and the line” you’re so paid”, hummm.   What did he mean by that? Oh well)

She’s a Culinary Delight

Jinni… Ms”Poetry in motion” has been blinding men with Science…English… math and hell history for lifetimes and on July 27th I just happened to be the latest Victim of this Victorious, Vivacious, and Vixen. (Wait a minute...Jinni, honey, is that what the”V” really stands for?)

My “V” started when I entered the room on July 27th at precisely 4:33 pm. We started with a kiss, a sweet kiss. A deep kiss… a long kiss. Damn she is a great kisser and OMG she looks so good. At one point, as we were getting to know each other we joked about her gymnastic skills. In fact, this beautiful, flexible, tight, muscular beauty did a headstand against the wall in her pumps.  Yikes. DAYUM! That was a turn on.  Forget “69”. I almost went to the wall with her and did an “11”. But at this point I was cool.

As she started to undress, (As you might imagine as a dancer she knows how to sensually undress) I watched. What a face! What an ass! What legs! Did I mention her ass! I suddenly fell into the mood for a culinary experience. She looked so good that I wanted to dine on her from head to toe... her skin, her body, her aroma. You know, a world class chef creates a dish that is as visually appealing as it is tasty. Jinni was so visually tasty. I wanted to dine her from her appetizing lips and toes, through the main course, ending with her A-cups for desert. As I dined on the main course I remember reading a thread on this board that essentially compared the ladies here who have the best tasting ….er well ”Main course”.  Jinni was one of the fan favorites.  I normally don’t like weighting in on those types of comparisons but I must be honest, Ms. Jinni tastes so F**king good.  She’s a South Beach Prime 112 compared to most other steaks from Longhorn Steakhouse. (Ok this comment is going to get me in trouble… move over Dr. Laura.)

She pleasured me by allowing me to pleasure her.  

She’s the Lioness who takes on the Cheetah (or is it Cheater)

After being thoroughly feed and felling good about myself because Jinni went to the “Promised Land” on my watch, I rolled back. But I should have known that the real fun for me was about to begin.  Jinni is a legend. Jinni has unique lover’s instincts. She feels you.  She breathes you … She exudes her essence to you. Even for this, my first date with this wonder woman, I didn’t have to ask or answer the questions of …”What do you like? What do you want me to do?” She knew what I wanted and accordingly she lead me down the path of my own righteousness.  (Blacksheep 25:13)

Jinni took over.  She assumed the position of a Lioness who was positioned to devour.  Jinni began to devour me. I loved it. I died a sweet death. Before I could help it, she took Jr in her right hand… supported my ass in her left hand and then in Joyce Kilmer’s words “her Mouth was sweetly pressed” over Jr. and…  

Stroke 1… Stroke 2… Stroke 3…”
I began to relax…Each stroke was wonderful. Each stroke was slightly different from the other as though it had its own fingerprint and its own specific objective.  She methodically and mathematically worked her magic. If you don’t know this is Jinni’s specialty.

“Stroke 4… Stroke 5… Stroke 6”
I felt myself slip into an ecstatic semi-coma. The pleasure of each stroke was becoming too much for my consciousness to filter.  I heard myself saying things like “Shit ..Baby I love you.” And “That’s so good…Stop Jinni … No, don’t stop baby…”

“Stroke 7…Stroke 8…Stroke 9
I started seeing the “white light”… She was blinding me. Jinni is the best at this…Yes my eyesight was going, going and suddenly the “Blacksheep Shakespeare” in me wanted to write…

So like water that flows seeking its course
Jinni goes to where you need it to most….
Jinni is under no pressure to prove.
And she confirms it with every move…
Of her hand going North and South..
Following the sweet path of her Mouth…


By that time I was done counting the strokes and blanked out.  And before my mind could finish my Shakespearian expression, I heard the words…

”Sir are you ok? Xcuse me sir..The elevator is right here”…

She’s in town. Get on her list

Word has it that Jinni is in town. She floats in and out of “lifetimes” and she floats in and out of South Florida.  A little birdie told me she is in town.  My luck I’m in Jacksonville...Where ironically I think she lives. I am trying to get back to SFL for another round before she leaves but if you are lucky get on her list so she will blind you  with  Science…or Math… or English… or …

So I guess you like her?
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#4 doug Re: Blacksheep was Jinniminxxx

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 07:40 AM

Jinni is very COSMIC...  i have know her for 8 million lifetimes...

u poor bastard, u gonna need some Jinni support group meetings, pm me for the times...

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 07:51 AM

Jinni's a real Hottie! Super-fun to be with, hilarious, great/sexy voice, incredible skills and dining on her is just so delicious and so mind-boggling.....

A great lady who truly enjoys men......

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 01:30 PM

"I heard myself saying things like “Shit ..Baby I love you.” And “That’s so good…Stop Jinni … No, don’t stop baby…”"




  :yahoo:  :yahoo:
You know it's a great date when Lil' Blacksheep shoots you the telepathic message: "tell her you love 'er!!!" :laugh:  :laugh:

Edited by Tunifisher, 20 August 2010 - 01:31 PM.

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#7 2SEAVALET2 Re: Blacksheep was Jinniminxxx

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Posted 23 August 2010 - 12:14 PM

I recently joined Jinni's Army of Admirers...To jinni this is not just a job...it is an erotic adventure...Enlist gentlemen...if you would like to be all that you could be (& ever dream of)...you can do it...

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Posted 25 August 2010 - 05:36 PM

ok who is jinni?

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Posted 27 August 2010 - 02:09 PM

View Postflyer1999, on 25 August 2010 - 05:36 PM, said:

ok who is jinni?

She travels the state. Comes through every month to month and a half or so.    


http://jinniminx.com/
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