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[foreverOrange]

The first time I met Valerielovejoy I wrote THIS REVIEW and I told a couple of my horny buddies about her.

Since then I have been getting calls from them asking...where is her ad? where is her incall? I can't find her...she disappeared? She didn't pick up the phone? What's the secret handshake? Does she live down in Cuba or what?

Grrrrrrr...

She is a free spirit she comes and goes and you have to catch her when she appears.

But...remember...technology is wonderful. Ever heard of Google Map?

So earlier this week I wanted to find Valerie, and I went to Google, and typed into the search box +VALERIE +LOVEJOY +"WHERE IS SHE"

and guess what? Google knows all from A to Z. Simply ...FUCKING AMAZING...



If you guys want to do the QR code decoding and post them here, feel free. I think it'll be fun. The image is large, make sure you fully expand it or else the codes may be degraded in resolution.

From now on, if you still have trouble locating Valerie, remember, Google is your friend.

Me? I spent an hour laying horizontally checking out Valerie in Google STREET VIEW, explored every inch of her body, and got tickled by her long ginger hair.

Edited by foreverOrange, 18 April 2012 - 05:20 PM.

[foreverOrange]

Valerie's Profile

[JustDave]

great review!

[Hans Zimmer]

I am not tech savvy enough to extract any of the hidden information but this is a very different review. Great job.

BTW, which of these barcodes tells us that she is GFE?

[foreverOrange]

I am not tech savvy enough to extract any of the hidden information but this is a very different review. Great job.

BTW, which of these barcodes tells us that she is GFE?

Geez Hans, take out your cell phone and hold it up on those QR codes! Don't be lazy!

[ValerieLovejoy]

Did I just hear someone question whether I'm GFE?

[Namor42]

BTW, which of these barcodes tells us that she is GFE?

You don't need a barcode to tell that she is GFE. All you have to do is read her reviews or do as I did and see her for yourself.

[thirstynhowl]

If she only had a phone...

[foreverOrange]

OK you lazy bums...

The square boxes are QR codes, or some call them 2D bar codes. You can decode them easily with a web cam, with an desktop decoder or easiest on your smart phone.

If you have an IPhone, or IPad or IPodTouch:



If you have Android:

[foreverOrange]

Alternatively,

[foreverOrange]

If she only had a phone...

For Howl.

[tomisout]

I have wanted to see her since she joined the board. But due to my tight time window and her rare posts here, the chance to match us is like to win the Florida Fantasy lottery, though it's not that difficult as power ball or the lotto.

[H2opolo]

That was a great review, made us work for it, thanks.

Something new and different.

[foreverOrange]

Valerie in orange...

Edited by foreverOrange, 19 April 2012 - 12:55 AM.

[thebunnysuicides]

Edited by thebunnysuicides, 19 April 2012 - 01:19 AM.

[ohrestop2]

[largemanmeat]

FO one of the greatest games EVER!!!!

CUSE baby!!!

We have McNamara instead of Scoop they go play kentucky this past year!

BTW chick in shirt is hot too!

[ValerieLovejoy]

I'm just gonna mention here that that is not my shirt. FO put it on me. Darn thing makes me look like a linebacker in that picture. Hmm... a linebacker in a basketball shirt... *divide by zero* *explode*

[bbxxx64]

I was never tackled by a linebacker that looked like that! That would be a great game of football!!!!

[tony2008]

It seems as though VLJ can look good in anything ..........

[thirstynhowl]

I was never tackled by a linebacker that looked like that! That would be a great game of football!!!!

She looks more like Ken Waller in that shirt.

[ValerieLovejoy]

She looks more like Ken Waller in that shirt.

Which is ironic, since I have like NO muscle and a very female shape. :-(

[thirstynhowl]

Nice traps

Edited by thirstynhowl, 19 April 2012 - 04:23 PM.

[truepussyhound]

google sucks, try dogpile.com or webcrawler if you want more choices and not what google wants you to know, you pay to be on top of google

[russianboi]

That's a great review FO, very creative

[foreverOrange]

decoded to:

thanks for the review fo, i have to admit it probably took me longer to read it than it did for you to put it together, (not to make this about me) i dont have a smart phone - yes i'm one of "those people", and my webcam is built into my laptop, i do have an ipod touch, but it doesnt have a camera, first i thought about borrowing a friend's laptop and having 2 laptops 69 or mish each other, i'm pretty lazy so that idea went out the window pretty fast, so then i googled "qr reader without a smartphone", i stumbled on a plugin for google chrome here - https://chrome.googl...klnhdekloaflhjp luckily the plugin worked great, it let me crop each qr code and move the crop box to each code to read it, i wont ruin the review for anyone else in my position, and i'm glad i have a slider phone so that i can text valerie, lets hope your next review isnt in braille

thanks bunny.

Edited by foreverOrange, 19 April 2012 - 05:53 PM.

[foreverOrange]

decodes to:

Thanks for the review FO! Valerie sounds awesome. I hope to catch her one of the times she is up in Deerfield.

[foreverOrange]

I'm just gonna mention here that that is not my shirt. FO put it on me. Darn thing makes me look like a linebacker in that picture. Hmm... a linebacker in a basketball shirt... *divide by zero* *explode*

ummmm...OK it's true, I even put some starch on that shirt so the back side can be clearly read. I can confirm Valerie has an hourglass body.

But Divide By Zero can be fun.

[foreverOrange]

Which is ironic, since I have like NO muscle and a very female shape. :-(

I think this means you need to let me take another shot of your backside WITHOUT any shirt on.

[thirstynhowl]

[thirstynhowl]

[foreverOrange]

To thebunnysuicides, no no braille, but years ago I did one in XML, that one was not "well formed".

[foreverOrange]

FO one of the greatest games EVER!!!!

CUSE baby!!!

We have McNamara instead of Scoop they go play kentucky this past year!

BTW chick in shirt is hot too!

Sadly, one melo is not the same as the other melo.

[foreverOrange]

I am disappointed in your guys. 30+ posts later, I would have thought it would dawn on someone to ask the most obvious unanswered question in the review.

Spoiler

How come you had A to F but didn't even identify or locate her "G" spot?

[spock]

It seems as though VLJ can look good in anything ..........

Or OUT of everything I reckon,,,,,,,