Today a girl walked in the door. I asked her what she's got and she told me she's a hooker - a classy hooker.
Rick: What can you do?
Girl: I do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING.
Rick: Jumping jacks?
Rick: Moving furniture?
Rick: I-M-P-R-E-S-S-I-V-E. What else?
Rick: you have A GOLD LINED PUSSY?
Girl: Sure do.
Rick: Chumlee…get out of that white knight outfit and get over hereif you want to see a gold lined pussy.
Rick: Here she is.
Chumlee: Can I smell it?
Girl: Go for it.
Rick: OK so what do you want to do with that pussy? Sell it? Pawn it?
Girl: I want to rent it out an hour at a time.
Rick: The problem is I don’t know much about pussies. Before I can make you an offer, I need to find out if it’s authentic. I got a buddy who is a pussy expert, do you mind if I ask him to come down here and give me his expert opinion?
Girl: No not at all.
Rick: Tight pussy is a true treasure to a man. A woman with a tight pussy can get anything and everything from a man. Women can have or maintain a tight pussy by doing Kegel exercises. A woman can test to see if her's is tight by seeing if she can loosen the cap of a two liter coke bottle. It the vagina can tighten down enough so that you can hear the sound of gas escaping when twisting bottle, then you have a tight pussy. If the cap just turns, you have a loose pussy. A tight pussy is worth it's weight in gold to any man. If she’s got one of those, it could be worth a TON of money.
Edited by foreverOrange, 04 July 2012 - 08:55 AM.