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Throughout history, the forces of evolution and genetic mutation have endowed humans with astonishing new abilities and features. It's a process that continues to this day, and nowhere is it more evident than in the fascinating world of Stan Lee's "Superhumans."
Superhuman can mean an improved human, for example, by genetic modification, cybernetic implants, or as what humans might evolve into, in the distant future. Occasionally, it could mean an otherwise "normal" human with unusual abilities, such as psychic abilities, flying abilities, unimaginable strength or exceptional proficiency at something, far beyond the norm.
Co-hosted by Stan Lee, the legendary creator of the X-Men, the series scours the globe for the real-life counterparts of Lee's characters – people with unique genetic traits that translate into remarkable powers. Join me as I host this thrilling journey into the farthest reaches of humankind.
My incredible journey continues as I investigate Jinnimixxx, an All-American woman with an incredible superhuman gift. She can manipulate her booty better than any other woman in the world. She has the planet’s most amazing ass.
In order to evaluate Jinnimixxx’s special assets, I have personally conducted, up close and personal, a battery of carefully calibrated quantitative and qualitative experiments to test the various aspects of her natural gifts and skills.
Booty Bounce
To test the bounciness of her ass we visited Peter Spitale, a lead materials researcher at the Space Science Institute, Boulder, Colorado. The test involved bouncing a quarter off Jinni’s ass. We will then compute Jinni’s coefficient of restitution (COR), which is a measure of the elasticity of the collision between the quarter and the ass. Elasticity is a measure of how much bounce there is, or in other words, how much of the kinetic energy of the colliding objects before the collision remains as kinetic energy of the objects after the collision.
Qualitatively, a COR of 1 represents a perfectly elastic collision, while 0 represents a perfectly inelastic collision. A COR greater than one is theoretically possible, representing a collision that generates kinetic energy, such as when an athlete descends from a height of 2 meters and rebounds to a height of 2.5 meters off a trampoline.
The result is captured with a special high-speed camera. The super slow motion playback here lets you visualize effects that cannot be seen with the naked eye. Jinnimixxx’s ass registered a COR of 6.9, this falls into the humanly impossible superelastic range.
A perfect ass is one that is round, symmetrical, shapely, firm, juicy and jean-busting, with a perfect waist to hip ratio. We will measure these parameters individually.
Booty Curvature
Curvature is the degree of roundness or circularity of the booty. The more spherical it is, the higher the curvature. After my careful measurements of all the critical parameters of Jinni’s booty, I consulted with Dr. Carolyn Goldreich, planetary ring theorist at the California Institute of Technology in Pasadena. “I did a pattern matching with our existing databases, and discovered that Jinni’s booty outline matches perfectly the orbit of Venus, which is the most circular in the entire solar system. I don’t have any explanation for this.” Says Dr. Goldreich.
Booty Waist / Hip Ratio
Researchers at Cambridge University in the U.K. have figured out exactly what makes a perfect swivel-hipped walk with "a more angular swaying and bounce to the hips." The mathematicians got out their slide rules, calculators, blow-up dolls and binoculars, scientifically determining the perfect ratio of waist to hips (WHR). Their results? The ideal or perfect WHR is 0.7, "Slender thighs and hip-to-waist ratio of 0.7 will frame the perfect bum, well, perfectly," said Dr. David Holmes, a psychology lecturer at Manchester Metropolitan University. Jinni’s WHR measured 0.606, which is better than perfect.
Grrr...I had to break the review in two parts because the board does not allow more than two embedded video in a single post.
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Edited by foreverOrange, 15 November 2010 - 10:24 PM.
